Terry is emotionally unstable, physically overtrained, and constantly weeping — for your benefit. He’s our mascot, our muse, our sad little science experiment.

We keep Terry crying 24/7, so you don’t have to.

SO… WHAT IS TEARS?

TEARS is a hydration powder made for people who train hard, sweat harder, and don’t want to drink wellness sludge.

Every scoop delivers hydration that’s:

• Clean: No additives, no junk

• Functional: Designed for maximum absorption

• Delicious: Real fruit, real tea, real flavor

WHAT MAKES IT DIFFERENT?

• Organic powdered fruit → For antioxidants, natural sweetness, and actual taste

• Ceremonial-grade tea → For clean caffeine and smooth focus

• Performance-optimized sugar + salt → Balanced osmolarity = faster hydration, no gut bombs

• NO stevia, monkfruit, or fake sweeteners → No bitterness, no weird aftertaste

WHO’S IT FOR?

• Fighters

• Runners

• Hyrox cultists

• Sad people

• Anyone who sweats

Trusted by professional Muay Thai fighters across Thailand. Loved by unprofessional overthinkers in America.

CLEAN INGREDIENTS. REAL TEARS. NO CRUD.